“To me the most nourishing part of the apple is the worm. A worm a day keep the doctor away. Two worms a day keeps two doctors away. Three worms a day keeps three doctors away. Four worms worms a day keeps four doctors away. Two-thousand-three hundred-forty-five worms a day keeps two-thousand-three hundred-forty-five doctors away, and that’s a conservative guess.”
–Brother Theodor